Q: why does coffee taste so danged good? Especially coffee made in a little camp French press!
Q: if you're European is it really socially acceptable to do any of the following wearing a tiny spandex speedo? Walk your children around camp in a stroller, wash your car, encourage your children to also wear a speedo, play badminton in the middle of the camp roadway (and you clearly are on steroids because there's not much in the front), go grocery shopping, ride a bike, change into a different speedo in the parking lot?
Q: what is a seagull?
A: a seagull is a bird that lives all over the place and wants to eat your food. The seagull will stare longingly at you and your food hoping to get a taste. Throwing rocks in the direction of the seagull will sometimes make it scram!
Acting much like a seagull is the pervert at the nude beach. Disregarding the etiquette of the nude beach the seagull will stare at you with all his clothes on while you undress and then pick a spot unreasonably close to yours, get naked and continue to gawk at you while all giving you a nightmarish glimpse of the full frontside of his body. This kind of seagull will also scram when you throw rocks at it.
Q: Can one be sustained on nutella and crackers alone?
- Posted from somewhere with my iPod!
Location:Camp in Pakostane
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